AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- DOING IT WRONG

Gapers pride themselves in doing things the wrong way.

Sun Valley- ID

Carrying their skis wrong.

photo- J   Queens (i bet)

Spending tax money in a ridicules manner.

Midtown- NYC

Getting compass tattoos in places they can't see.

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- EN ROUTE

Gape all the way

Gapers going places

Sun Valley (ID) Gapers

wow- look how many wheels that Gaper has (NYC)

another sighting of the evil Døppelgaper of Melissa (Sun Valley- ID)

yuri- being mad yuri

Happy early birthday my dude

photo- The Rician

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- GETTING AFTER IT

this summer i've been learning to surf
im a total Gaper
but a Gaper that gets after it is still better than someone sitting at home
In Grand Targhee, Wy and Pomerelle, ID I found two of my favorite gettin' after it gapers.

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- YOU'RE REALLY DOING THAT?

Gapers continue to shock me-
I can't believe the new ways they find to Gape

on my way to work i spotted this gaper in the train stop- if you don't live in the city, let me clear this one up for you- it is not common practice to bring your own chair, wear a towel, and put a washcloth on your face during your commute

east village style- D calls it the Maury van

Sun Valley gaper takes the sign line

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- NO! GAPER, NO!

Gapers act like animals. They need someone to corral them all the time, or its chaos.

wow- this Gaper is out of control (or a horse) Spanish Harlem- Photo Ramz

Gapers! You are in the middle of a parade!  Rexburg-ID Photo Mary Toft

No! Gaper, NO! Turn Around!  Targhee- WY  photo- Mary Toft

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- PARTIES

it's summer, and with summer comes the responsibility of attending many parties......
that responsibility is a great one.....
you do not want to become the Gaper of the party......
Here are some definite don'ts

This is a robot Gaper in Coney Island displaying the Gaper trick where liquid comes out of both ends. This trick is unacceptable.

photo- Mary Toft

This is a selfish Gaper in Sun Valley, share your party favors!

 

 This unknown Gaper just showed up to a party and passed out...... Don't worry- Carl is selling her to the highest bidder. 

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- VAIL

So Vail is über fancy and totally sweet.
Still- I can't help but notice the gaping undertones.............                    
                                            

apparently there were so many people falling down and then peeing themselves that someone had to make this sign

the bowls were closed because elks were having babies

the wind makes you look like a big giant fat person (squatting bear and blanket as cape)

a man hands you Kleenex when you walk in the lodge

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- DOWNLOADING

Its unacceptable
I imagine gaper heaven is just full of chairlifts going down the hill.......

downloading gaper couple- Beaver Creek

download mode- Beaver Creek

these gapes got out of bed to download - Beaver Creek

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- GAPER DAY AT BRECK......

Every year the gapers come out to play in Breckenridge on their very special day......
all photos- Rachel Toft

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- NEW JERSEY

so my girl LNG got bit by a rat in Jersey City last week .........
this also happens in Jersey







This is at Hunter (upstate NY) - but I imagine she is from New Jersey

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- DOPPELGAPERS RETURN

In a week I will be returning to the west for some much needed vert. I have been hearing rumors that the Doppelgaper problem is only getting worse......
I am afraid I might have to take matters into my own hands.
In this next video Melissa's Doppelgaper and my Doppelgaper are captured trying to ruin our lives........

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- MORE GAPE STYLE

 

I kind of want to be friends with this Gaper-  Belleayre NY

Don't worry- I took this picture and then ran them over- again and again- New York Fashion Week Gapers

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- GAPING STYLE

so I took a little break from the blog because of fashion week and then disease. some might say they are the same thing
anyway.......
here are some gapers doing their thing

To have proper gape style one must ski onto the pavement before removing skis.

Scottish Beetle Juice is hated by miniature pandas and is often attacked. Gaper style Fashion Week.

i could very well be part gaper......

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- ARCH NEMESIS VINCE

So a long time ago I was riding up the chairlift at Hunter and I saw a coworker walking down the hill with his board- not riding..... walking. He instantaneously became my arch nemesis.
His name is Vince.... and he should be scorned.

I bet this guy is called Vince- Killington

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- GAPER TIPS- JAY PEAK

Need some gaper tips to gape the best way you can?

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- MARY'S DOPPELGAPER

Something very frighting has been happening on hills across the earth. Doppelgapers have been appearing everywhere. Now a doppelgånger (a paranormal double of a living person, typically representing evil or misfortune) is terrifying enough- but a doppelgaper can ruin your life. People see this Gaper, gaping about the hill and they believe it is you. Your reputation is ruined and basically people start trying to kill you. No one is willing to acknowledge that this is becoming a serious problem so I have taken it upon myself to document this atrocity. 

In this upcoming very serious video I have captured my little sister Mary's Doppelgaper. This Doppelgaper seems to be a jumpsuit pseudo shredder. You know, the kind that pushes every turn? Reminds me of "stupid sexy Flanders" from the Simpsons. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL4iVQyp9L4)

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- DON'TS

Alright- the first thing I think of when I get my boots off is- Where my heels at- right? Can you feel me?

Killington- VT

I mean, I heard someone say once that heels are secret midget hiders
That's just wrong- but.......

Killington- VT

some might say- she's got a secret.....

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- NO ONE NOTICED

my Doppelgaper

I heard a marvelous story today while I was in the lift line.

A Gaper dad turns around and asks his Gaper wife if she noticed that their three year old soon-to-be-gaper-son had lost a ski before. She hadn't noticed. Gaper dad told Gaper mom that they were half way up the mountain before he realized that his little boy only had one ski. Gaper dad- "No One Noticed!".

aw, the oblivious nature of the Gaper.....

Mary's Doppelgaper

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- BREAKING GAPING NEWS

In Sun Valley gapers spend their time writing notes to other gapers in town

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- GROSS

every time i look at this i throw up in my mouth