Wednesday, June 25, 2014

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- ADVERTISING


Recently i've been spotting quite a bit of Gaper made ad.s and thought i should share:


Ahhh- FINALLY !
because the reason we all aren't pervy, spying, creepsters rockin' google glasses erywhere is because they were never stylish enough


ok- this one is not easy to understand. i think it's a money clip that is a bunch of fake poker chips and fake fishing spools glued together that make a clicking sound.
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT!


i bet the thought behind this was "What will make our pilates different? Giant butts!"
well- alright- that's pretty good.

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

WRITING ON THE WALL- TRACK VIEWS II



ozbe  (South Bronx)


jilly ballistic  (Canal St.- NYC)


roam  (Ridgewood- Queens)


kid  &  pk  &  fib  &  dart  &  trap
(Metro North tracks)


stu  &  zaone  &  moose
(Queens- NY)

 

meres   (Astoria- Queens)


ufo907  (1st Ave. L train)


sane  (Randall's Island- NYC)


ja  &  lewy  &  dek
(Flatbush- BK)

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

WRITING ON THE WALL- FACE TIME IX



od (owen dippie)
South Bronx (photo- D)


paul richards
Greenpoint- BK


alice mizrachi  &  jon burgerman
Fountain Art Fair- NYC


cost  &  enx  &  mast tge  &  hoacs
Bushwick- BK


shawn ppp
photo Idled Hands
Chinatown- NYC


bishop 203
Bushwick- BK


over  &  loose  &  bboy  & che  & vil
Williamsburg- BK


werds
SOHO- NYC


 Bushwick- BK


haculla
Meatpacking- NYC

Monday, May 5, 2014

SAVE AND KEEP RIDING


 Nancy Hanks Peak (hiking required) Sugarbush- VT

CURBED SKI posted this list of resorts that are still turning- east and west. Go get after that corn.

This weekend is JAY PEAK'S last weekend. Tickets are $49. Woof, wish i could go. Their season pass is on sale for $699 until 5/12/14.

SKI IDAHO is helping Idohians everywhere save on season passes. You can still get discounted passes at Bogus ($229 instead of $429) and Schweitzer ($649 instead of $749).

SUGARBUSH's season pass is $1,049 until 5/7/14 then the price goes up.......

TAHOE SUPER PASS is on sale until 5/9/14. This pass is good for Squaw, Alpine Meadows, Sierra at Tahoe, and Sugarbowl. If they don't get snow again next year you can always team up with this guy.

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

WRITING ON THE WALL- MONSTER DAYS


i'm out west getting monster days in at Sun Valley
meanwhile in the city these cats have been getting after it.......


elvis X 6
Bushwick- BK


NYC


Bushwick- BK


jr
SOHO- NYC


East New York- BK




harlem
Union Square- NYC


mataone
Bushwick- BK


fumero
Williamsburg- BK


pear  &  grey
Bushwick- BK


elvis
Bushwick- BK

Friday, March 21, 2014

GIANT DEALS X


(when E used to work for Red Bull- Brooklyn and she had a 7 can a day habit)

RED BULL
Slopesoakers 2014 at Copper is going to have some crazy features that no one ever, never saw before. Have something you have been dreaming up and are dying to hit? The Red Bull/Copper Slopesoakers contest is giving away a round trip adventure to whoever designs the best feature, oh yeah. and they will build it for you!

MOUNTAIN COLLECTIVE
Next year how about a trip to Aspen, Snowbird, Alta, Jackson, Mammoth, Whistler, Alpine Meadows, Squaw... The ultimate road trip, reason to visit some of the best terrain in North America, reason to schedule three weeks off in February now. $359 for the Mountain Collective  gets you two tickets to each resort and 50% off any additional ticket you buy all season. 

SNOWSTOKED 
These guys are giving away a bunch of gear that Mario Kappeli is rocking now a days. You need to read more and send an email. Sounds rough. 


The East


KILLINGTON
$59 gets you on the hill this weekend at Killington with a 10% donation to the Life is Good Kids Foundation. They are also selling $179 spring passes, the Beast claims to be attempting a June 1st closing date this year


RIDE VT
Tag #ridevermont and win a pair of tickets to Jay, I win this contest every year. You get to pick them up in a secret stash spot behind a building in Brattelboro. Enter Now!! 

SKI VT
Tag #Skivermont to win a four pack of tickets, proving yet again the skiers have all the money. 

SKI NH
New Hampshire does not believe in giving things away, but they have a ton of deals listed up on this site. Sure to save you a couple bucks if you can handle all the words. 

SPRING DEALS 
Jim Shay is back with his crazy list of deals! WOOF! 


The West 


PARK CITY
Park City is giving away a four night, five day trip for free. In a strange twist, you can win and skip going on the trip, instead opting for a total new ski or snowboard set-up.


MONTANA
If you make a short film of yourself Backpacking, you can win a trip to MT. This would most likely involve me breathing deeply, cursing under my breath, while shouting, "This is the Best Thing Ever!" You can win a trip to Montana to take more videos of yourself. 

words by qthegiant

me in my Marlboro onesie  -  Crazy Mountain Ranch- MT

Thursday, March 20, 2014

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- RAT HAT AND SHORTS


Steamboat- CO, the day after the Broncos failed miserably at football (Superbowl).
i hope this cranky Gaper lost a bet and doesn't really believe that shorts and a rat hat are "what you wear skiing" in the beginning of February.