Friday, September 28, 2012

THING THAT ARE GROSS- BUT FUNNY



midtown  NYC

Chinchas!

 Idaho fair  photo- Mary Toft

Pig Butt!

Scotland   photo- Mary Toft

The 90s!


My arch nemesis at fashion week!


This guy kissing your mom!

Thursday, September 27, 2012

WEST RIDE STORIES- BRECKENRIDGE


Mary Toft aka squatting bear coming off the top (snow white) of Breck

Last season middle sis was a liftie at Breck. So naturally lil' sis and I had to visit her floor. 

Rachel Toft aka blanket as kape hitting the shoots in Breck

We got two days in at Breck. We mainly skied with Rach, but she had to work sometimes so  she gave us some tips of things to look out for when we were in the trees. Mainly the tips consisted of- don't fall in the creek. 

See that hole? There were a lot of those.

One day when Rach was werking the steezy 5 chair Mary and i decided to hike to the chutes behind Peak 9. 
It had to be easier than hiking to the top (12,998') which we had already done.

Mary sinking in

Yeah- there's a reason people use skins and snowshoes. It was worth it, though......

me getting that corn

Later on, we found out there was trail from Peak nine that you could easily ride downhill to get to where we hiked. Guess small brain problems run in the family.

the squatter stare

We ran into our awful doppelgapers

Another successful family trip

me loving the shoots

More CO stories to come (the Beav. and Vail) with the lovely Genna and the lovely Carrie.
Thanks to Chris, Corey, Joser and friends for making the nights, well Breckenridge nights- see you guys soon.

Other Colorado snow stories


Wednesday, September 26, 2012

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- GAPER TRAINING


photo- Mary Toft

every Gaper must go to a Gaper training school.

midtown nyc

otherwise, what else would they do?

Breckenridge- CO

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

WRITING ON THE WALL- BLK N WHT TREATS VI




the yok   Bushwick- BK   photo- The Giant


spot kms  Bushwick- BK


werds   photo- The Rician


rusk   photo- The Rician


see one   DUMBO- BK


ski mst  Midtown- NYC


atak  Williamsburg- BK


goya 907  Chinatown- NYC


toro smart crew  Williamsburg-NYC


roa   Bushwick- BK

Monday, September 24, 2012

HOW MUCH !? START SAVING FOR NEXT SEASON IV


Yuri Czmola is all about the love- Bromley VT  photo  Harold Meehan

MONTANA

Big Sky
deals before 10/31/12
Frequent Ski Card $89- saving $50 ($139 after 10/31/12). This card is like an early/late, gives you 14 free days early season and late season. And all sorts of sales all year long.


NEW HAMPSHIRE AND MAINE

Loon, Sunday River, and Sugarloaf
deals before 10/8/12
 Gold New England pass $1,025 (price goes up after 10/8/12). That's about 14 days before you break even. This pass is good all season for all 3 mountains. There are other passes with blackout dates, a college pass, and a college graduate pass with the best deals purchased before 10/8/12.


NEW YORK

Plattekill
deals before 10/18/12
 Season pass $549 (price goes up after 10/18/12). That's about 10 days before you break even. There are also junior, senor, and student passes with the best deals purchased before 10/18/12.

Hunter
deals before 10/15/12
Gold pass $849- saving $100 ($949 after 10/15/12). That's about 13 days before you break even. Hunter also has family passes and a value pass (good for weekdays with discounted weekends) with the best deals purchased before 10/15/12.


OREGON

Mt. Bachelor
deals before 10/1/12
Season pass $829- saving $200 ($1,029 after 10/1/12). That's about 11 days before you break even. There are also discounted midweek passes and a discounted 12 day pass if purchased before 10/1/12.


UTAH

Brighton
deals before 10/31/12
Coupon books- 5 nights $100 ($20 a night), 5 days $245 ($49 a day), and Powder Pack Promo-10 days $430 ($43 a day). These coupon books can only be purchased before 10/31/12. You can buy as many as you want and can use as many as you want on the same day.


VERMONT

Bromley
deals before 10/15/12
 Season pass $949- saving $100 ($1,049 after 10/15/12). That's about 15 days before you break even. There are also passes with blackout days, midweek passes, and college passes with the best deals purchased before 10/15/12.

Stratton, Okemo, and Sunapee
deals before 10/8/12
Ultra pass $1,569 (price goes up after 10/8/12). That's about 22 days before you break even. The Ultra pass is good for all 3 mountains. There are also Stratton only passes, midweek passes, and college passes with the best deals before 10/8/12.
http://www.stratton.com/lift-tickets-and-passes/season-passes.aspx

Stowe
deal before 10/30/12
 Stowe Seven Season Access $1,483- saving $369 ($1,852 after 10/30/12). That's about 19 days before you break even. There are also midweek and college passes with the best deals purchased before 10/31/12.


WASHINGTON

Crystal
deals before 9/30/12
Gold pass $899- saving $600 ($1,499 after 9/30/12). That's about 14 days before you break even. There are also midweek passes and some other passes that I don't understand with the best deals purchased before 9/30/12.


WIN TICKETS

sugarbowl twitter contest

Friday, September 21, 2012

MAKE "EM LAUGH AT THIS



new walk sign in the Bowery


 i don't quite get this ad. Men become monsters underground? Or it's an underground thing to be a monster? Anyway- let me get some......
photo- The Ricain


 this was in my train station
they pay extra for jews-
what about this one


i just don't know how to feel about this


this looks like Keith Murray is, um having fun performing in Staten Island
photo- The Giant

Thursday, September 20, 2012

SICK DAY


I wanted to post West Ride Stories- Colorado tonight
but I'm calling in sick.
Look for the post next Thurs.
with your favorite characters


squatting bear
and



blanket as kape

aka my sisters Mary and Rachel

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

WRITING ON THE WALL- TAG N FILL IV




kosbe rusk - Williamsburg BK


rusk  jesus saves pear  LES- NYC


guess  Chinatown- NYC



type  guess  SOHO- NYC



sabio  jim joe  decoy  Chinatown- NYC


sabio  Chinatown- NYC




mastro  ufo  gen2  photo- The Rician

mastro  photo- The Rician

kwote  can't remember

kwote  soze  photo- D

ufo  overunder  bs  poke  cash4  false  kech  Williamsburg- BK

bs  Bushwick- BK

roda Union Square- NYC   photo- The Ricain

roda  photo- Rician

adek  Tribecca- NYC

adek   photo- The Rician