WRITING ON THE WALL- NOT EASY BEING GREEN II

photo- JW   Seattle WA

dark clouds    Bushwick- BK

 

overunder  & ?    Bushwick- BK

slap says

"People assume if you love something, you'll do it for free"

joel bergner    Bushwick- BK

n'da    Bushwick- BK

iena cruz working on the movie theater   Williamsburg- BK

ron english   Little Italy- NYC

 you go girl    Cobble Hill- BK

bortusk leer   SOHO- NYC

photo- D   Bushwick- BK

Usually i try and limit my Bushwick flicks and give other places a chance to shine, but there's a lot of green in Bushwick........

CONTESTS I WISH I COULD WIN AND SNOW DEALS II

 el squat off the top at Breck spring 2012

BRECKENRIDGE

Book your CO trip  now and save 30%. If you book more than 3 days in Breck then the other lift tickets are good at the Beav, Vail, A-Basin, and Keystone- which is sweetness. This sale is until 7/31/13.

http://www.breckenridge.com/Plan-a-Trip/Vacation-Deals-and-Packages/Offer-Details.aspx?ProductID=BRECK_2013_RFTS_BOOK-BY-JULY&ExplorerFilters=Adventure%20Packages||Special%20Events||Lift%20and%20Lodging||Lodging%20Only||Early%20Season||Summer%20Deals||&cmpid=ET3999889&et_rid=382157008

ELEVATION OUTDOORS
If you need some new climbing gear vote on the Best CO mountain towns and Elevation Outdoor just might send you some.
http://www.elevationoutdoors.com/contests/best-colorado-mountain-town/
Also if you want to go to Steamboat for 3 days and bike around enter this one.
http://www.elevationoutdoors.com/contests/steamboat-bike-the-boat-giveaway/

I SKI NY
The SANY Gold Pass is $999 until 8/1/13. This pass is for almost every resort in New York. It's good at 34 mountains- even Whiteface. Also this pass is transferable. They don't care if your friends, you mom or your co-workers use the same card. So round up a bunch of your enemies that just talk about riding and never go and buy this together!

http://www.skiandrideny.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=17&Itemid=19

VERMONT VACATION
I don't really understand this contest. But this is what I think it is- win a trip to a cheese farm or dairy and stay with the strange family that owns the cheese-farm-dairy-thing and eat all their cheese.
I'm so in. 
http://vermontvacation.com/meetthefarmers/?utm_source=Consumer+eNews+June+2013&utm_medium=enewsletter&utm_term=Meet+The+Farmers&utm_content=email+marketing&utm_campaign=Meet+The+Farmers

lil mo at Windham- NY last spring

FUNNY THINGS IDIOTS PUT ON THEIR CARS

This post was inspired by myself and my Gaping post this week.
 

What is the deal with this guy. I saw this license plate in Jay Peak's parking lot and I couldn't stop laughing. It also made me scream "ENRAGED" in my best death metal voice all day. Which no one around me liked.  

Got this pic. in the city which is not quite where you want to go for some prime hick racing time.
 Or is it?
Also goggled Hick Racing and it is a real thing. I like Larry "The Hippo" Hicks. Hippos and race cars go hand in hand.

Got this one in a liquor store parking lot in Salt Lake.
GIT-R-DONE
Pretty sure this person is king of mullets and was buying Natty Ice.

JUST A LITTLE BIT- SPRING SNOW STORIES

I love riding on dirt and rocks. It is the coolest.

Perhaps this is why I'm always trashing my board.

It's too fun to snow patch hop in the spring, when the snows all soft.

Can't get enough.

 It definitely runs in the family. Here is my pops and lil bro getting those last turns down Lil Easter.

April 2013 Sun Valley- ID

 Here's El Squat. We had to hop a fairly large gap to get this sweet patch.

South Slopes under the Christmas lift. Sun Valley- ID

You may have seen this before. Here's me- threading that needle while Zims, Yuko, and lil bro waiting for their turn. Photo cred. El Squat

Dropping into Easter Bowl- Sun Valley-ID

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- GAPER IDEAS

Gapers think differently than non-Gapers. 

They have Gaper thoughts- "I love being in the way! It might be my most favorite thing ever." 

And they have Gaper ideas- these ideas are hilarious- and they usually don't work. Luckily for you, I happen to have taken some photos of these Gaper ideas.

 "This will keep my kid from skiing away. A hula hoop. This is going to be great"

Seconds later the child falls

Gaper falls on hula hoop and child.

Gaper breaks hula hoop.

Pieces of plastic stab the child.

Jay Peak- VT

 "Fashion Week is all about fur and leather."

Trap Gaper not quite getting it.

Lincoln Center- NYC

"SEXY STUD FOR LIF"

Yeah! Over confident and delusional minivan Gaper.

Bushwick- BK

CONTESTS I WISH I COULD WIN AND SNOW DEALS

 summer twilight view from the ganj   Sun Valley

FRANK 151
Twitter contest to win tickets to A Celebration of Fela Kuti in San Fran or LA.
http://www.frank151.com/news/win-tickets-to-see-tony-allen-and-rich-medina-in-sf-and-la.html#.UeWn1uvhG3V

KEYSTONE

Each week you can win a new prize. This week the prize- tickets to the Blue Grass & Beer Festival.

https://apps.facebook.com/keystonesummer/pages/aa7b9e48948f3df4?cmpid=ET3901367&et_rid=382157008

SKI UTAH

Take this survey and be entered to win a snowboard or pair of skis. 

http://snowsurvey.qualtrics.com/SE/?SID=SV_5AcaNw18mB3ONEx 

SUN VALLEY
Let 'em know you want to be experienced. Win a 4 day/ 4 night trip to Sun Valley. My fav.

http://www.searchingforsunvalley.com/summer-contest/

WFAN
Win a show on WFAN. Just talk about sports, sports, and sports. (Whatever- I love sports radio. Those idiots are hilarious.) Contest/ audition is a 2 min. rant on any sports topic of your choice.
Official details- http://newyork.cbslocal.com/wfans-fantasy-phenom-challenge-year-4/
but this article is way funnier
http://brokelyn.com/know-sports-win-a-one-year-tryout-with-wfan/
Good Luck- you got this.

Whistler

As if it's not massive enough- two more lifts are being added. If you book your trip before Aug. 31st it's $81 for a lift ticket and a bed.

http://www.whistlerblackcomb.com/plan-your-trip/deals-and-packages/earlybooking/index.aspx?crmcontact=4659446&crmldg=CRM_WB_LDG_01_E2_130709 

 miyok after the Giants won the Superbowl

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- GAPING UNDERTONES

Sometimes you see an individual and you think, "Wow- that guy just goes to his own drum. Doesn't care what others think. He's definitely doing his own thing."

And sometimes you look at someone and think, "What a stupid Gaper."

like- this Gaper wearing a BLOCK OUT REALITY shirt...... 

you know he takes GHB for fun

like this bunch of Gapers showing their skills in Snowbird

like this old Gaper who believes that I should see him in his underwear in the morning

photo cred  Ramzizzle

WRITING ON THE WALL- THINGS THAT MOVE IX

At the moment I am Gimperson McGee so I thought it's about time for a new

THINGS THAT MOVE IX

might have showed this double veng before- I DONT CARE-  Bushwick- BK

zine  "a day late an hour short!"  caught this in Idaho Falls, ID

ever so strange cekis- peep the jake in her glasses?   Bushwick- BK

lefty    Chinatown- NYC

ideal and sk another infamous almost famous truck    Chinatown- NYC

link   epic  and ?   caught in Shoshone- ID

the royal king bee caught in Brownsville- BK

dast  Coney Island- BK

cash 4 masterpiece    photo- D

SLOPPY SLOP

 selfies all day     el sqat on a powder day in Sun Valley last Dec.

NEW YORK MINUTE MAGAZINE   &   ZIPCAR

Zipcar is a sweet way to go places if you live in the city and can't bother with owning a car. I have had many a Zip trip to Mountain Creek, Hunter Mountain, and Rockaway Beach. Win a free membership and $75 in driving credit.

http://newyorkminutemag.com/giveaway-win-a-zipcar-membership-75-in-driving-credits/

TGR
Every two weeks your photo has a chance of being on tetongravity.com. Need to instaham a photo of how you do what you do and tag #tgrwayoflife.
http://www.tetongravity.com/blogs/tgrwayoflife-Instagram-Photo-Contest-6534170.htm

TIMEOUT MAGAZINE
Enter to win a 4 day trip to Antwerp, Belgium. You have to fly out of New York or DC.
http://www.viaantwerp.com/?cmpid=TONY+Antwerp+070813

TRANSWORLD SNOWBOARDING
#Yourturn video contest. Every month there is a different theme. Most votes win. This month it's full part. So all about you.
http://snowboarding.transworld.net/1000204725/videos/twsnow-presents-the-your-turn-video-contest/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=twsnow-presents-the-your-turn-video-contest
TWSNOW & THIRTYTWO
Win ThirtyTwo pants, jacket, hoodie, and boots by posting a selfie with you in ThirtyTwo gear on Instaham.
http://snowboarding.transworld.net/1000204871/news/thirtytwo-hood-rats-giveaway/?src=SOC&dom=tw

WARREN MILLER
Win a pair of K2 Side Seth Skis. Looked into this ski and they are big mountain ski brought to you by all the advancements of snowboarding. If you win them and don't want them- we can always give them to my bro.
http://www.skinet.com/warrenmiller/sweepstakes?spPodID=030&spMailingID=17585412&spUserID=NTgwNzg4MjM0OTYS1&spJobID=216737496&spReportId=MjE2NzM3NDk2S0

WINTER PARK

Win a trip to Winter Park to ride horses, bikes, rafts- and eat some fancy food.

http://www.bootprints.com/pages/winter-park-sweeps.html?utm_source=mountainmag&utm_source=BenchmarkEmail&utm_campaign=Bootprints_Win_a_WinterPark_Trip&utm_medium=email

self self self     me in Targhee where it never stops snowing