Showing posts with label doppelgaper. Show all posts
Showing posts with label doppelgaper. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- EN ROUTE


Gape all the way
Gapers going places


Sun Valley (ID) Gapers


wow- look how many wheels that Gaper has (NYC)


another sighting of the evil Døppelgaper of Melissa (Sun Valley- ID)


yuri- being mad yuri
Happy early birthday my dude
photo- The Rician

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- SURROUNDED


Gapers are everywhere
there's really nothing you can do 


the Giant and Robot amidst the Gapers
Sun Valley
photo  @zims78


 written by a Gaper- just stating the facts
photo  The Ricain


my evil doppelgaper in Sun Valley

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- NOT ENOUGH COVERAGE


Gapers have a missing part in their brain that does not allow them to cover up certain important things- like the goggle gap.

 mary's & my doppelgapers-  Breckenridge CO
 Here are some more Gaping coverage problems:

Roundtop Mountain- PA in Dec. photo- Amy Klein 


NYC  The Rician's dream girl

NYC  photo- CBoogie (who later followed him home)


Wednesday, March 14, 2012

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- DOPPELGAPERS RETURN


In a week I will be returning to the west for some much needed vert. I have been hearing rumors that the Doppelgaper problem is only getting worse......
I am afraid I might have to take matters into my own hands.
In this next video Melissa's Doppelgaper and my Doppelgaper are captured trying to ruin our lives........




Tuesday, January 24, 2012

SNOW? ARE YOU THERE.... ITS ME, RATFACE


my Sun Valley early/late pass



What have I been up to?
I'm sure you are all dying to know.
(No one cares)
Well, I better write it down; I seem to forget things as soon as they happen.








 
 
 


The Giant at Jay



I've got 14 days on the hill.....
should be more but there are a million stupid excesses, like:
(all these should be read in a super whinny voice)
I live in Brooklyn......
More people need to give me money.......
The thing that I put in my binding that is connected to my leg seems to be broken or something......
I have a job.....
I'm old and fat......
My ass hurts........




Mary and the snow-less bowls- Sun Valley

Anyway-
sorry about that
I've had some days in Sun Valley, Targhee, Killington, and Jay Peak.
The lack of snow at the places I have been privileged to frequent could be devastating to some
but I'm just beginning the season of my life.




Me & Andy- Sun Valley




Sun Valley- Idaho
My mecca. Spent eight days riding with my family
and friends.
Most of the hill was open and the trip was filled with sweet Sun Valley bluebird days.
I missed the bowls terribly. 
We discovered the horrors of doppelgapers.
and had some detonating fun.









Mary and the Grand Teton- Targhee




Targhee- Wyoming
Spent two days here with lil sis Mary and there was pow, cause it's Targhee.
but there was a lot of stuff hiding ready to bite
Yeah, I got eight core shots..... 
it was totally worth it-
Team Awesome was born





bare bunny hill- Killington


Killington- Vermont
Spent two days with the Giant
about half the massive resort was open, no stash or pipe, but they've got some new parks.
Was cool to see Killington doing well after hurricane Irene- they got hit pretty hard.
Day two the famous blue stuff came out- I believe it's called ice?
Just suck it up and go straight





Jay Peak- Vermont (they say it's VT but it's like, really Canada)
Spent four days here with The Giant, Zims, and Yuko.
I only rode two, due to my traitor of a foot.
Jay is where it is at in the east.
And the trees are where it's at, at Jay.
Thank goodness they had some snow.
It didn't get warmer than -5, and that was balmy.
Can't wait to return.



                                                 The west is getting pounded.....
                                                    in the east we wait for ours

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- MARY'S DOPPELGAPER


Something very frighting has been happening on hills across the earth. Doppelgapers have been appearing everywhere. Now a doppelgĂĄnger (a paranormal double of a living person, typically representing evil or misfortune) is terrifying enough- but a doppelgaper can ruin your life. People see this Gaper, gaping about the hill and they believe it is you. Your reputation is ruined and basically people start trying to kill you. No one is willing to acknowledge that this is becoming a serious problem so I have taken it upon myself to document this atrocity. 

In this upcoming very serious video I have captured my little sister Mary's Doppelgaper. This Doppelgaper seems to be a jumpsuit pseudo shredder. You know, the kind that pushes every turn? Reminds me of "stupid sexy Flanders" from the Simpsons. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL4iVQyp9L4)