Thursday, September 19, 2013

SMOKING HUTS- TREE TIME


 One must always have proper etiquette when dealing with trees.
These huts- hidden in the woods in resorts all over the universe- allow snow people to have their tea. Tea time is a very important part of the day.


Snowbird- UT


This hut in Breckenridge- CO is not up to Blankat's standards.

This hut in Targhee- Wy is for members only.
Sorry mom.



Tuesday, September 17, 2013

WRITING ON THE WALL- IF YOU BUILD IT III



ufo
Chinatown- NYC


stikman
SOHO- NYC


see one
Redhook- BK


revs
DUMBO- BK


darkclouds
Bushwick- BK


hellbent
DUMBO- BK


munda collective
LIC- Queens


space invader
Meatpacking- NYC


hottea
West Village- NYC


sheryo & yok
LES- NYC


Monday, September 16, 2013

CONTESTS I WISH I COULD WIN AND SNOW DEALS VII


(el squat hiking in Breck)

BOSTON.COM SKI & SNOWBOARD EXPO.
If you are in Boston- I'm sorry! But, perhaps you can make the situation better by going to this expo and getting free stuff and snow deals. $8 tickets from the link above.

BRECKENRIDGE
Last day to win a trip to Breck by designing a new feature for their park.

CRESTED BUTTE
Season pass is on sale until 9/27/13 for $599. So if lift tickets are $98 you go 7 times to break even. Price goes up to $749 on 9/28/13. Crested Butte is a member of the Powder Alliance.

LIFTOPIA
Is having an end of summer sale. Get some crazy deals on lift tickets.

TELLURIDE
If you went to this Blues & Brews festival in Telluride then post your pic.s socially (that means via Instaham, Twatter, or the good old Facebooker- mom) and you can win a trip back to Telluride in the snow time. Or you could go online and steel someone's picture of the event to win.
30 Days of Giveaways is still giving. Today win Manuel Diaz's setup- a Slash Board and Now bindings.

WINTER PARK
Win a 4 day trip to WPR!  Just kidding- nobody calls it that.

YOBEAT
Need an Assassin? Yobeat has got you- just write in with a lot of whining and crying to win this Salomon board.



Thursday, September 12, 2013

WERKING FOR THAT SNOW- FASHION WEEK


Just finished 92 hours of Fashion Week werk. 


Where people dress like cows.
 My job isn't important. Basically I just stand around a lot.
 Sometimes I take pictures of celebrities butts.

 Like Heidi Klum


or Paris Hilton.
I especially like the men in dresses.


Anyway Fashion Week werk = waist deep pow

 (me in Sun Valley  photo cred. el squat)

Just bought my Early/Late pass and paid my rent. I see snow in the future and I'm ready to ride.

Friday, September 6, 2013

THINGS THAT ARE FUNNY- KEEP IT CLEAN



 This sign is from the Chickadee lift in Snowbird.
It says:
Protect Your Drinking Water. Keep it Pure. Please use Restrooms.
Because apparently they have a real problem with public urination and pee contaminated water.


Blankat found this sign at Breck.
Employees must wash hads after enjoying a big dump.


This trash collector at Mountain Creek says
Don't dirty Jersey
ahahahahahah
Pretty sure that it says Dirty Jersey on the New Jersey flag...........
Remember that SNL skit where a fake blind guy makes fun of Jersey?
That's the best.



Wednesday, September 4, 2013

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- TAKING IT OFF


You know when you decide to take your gear off to hike up the hill because you forgot about chair lifts?
No?
Oh, good you're not a Gaper.




taken from the Mineral Basin chairlift in Snowbird (UT)

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

WRITING ON THE WALL- FANCY FILLS



atari
Ridgewood- Queens


stu
SOHO- NYC


dyke
Bushwick- BK


lewy    miss 17   z-mean
Crown Hights- BK
photo- D


post  (but so looks like spot did it)
Chinatown- NYC


toro
Chinatown- NYC


darkz
Chinatown- NYC


 gen II    oze108
SOHO- NYC


kuma
Coney Island- BK


ano   vil   sy1   sabio   moody
Bushwick- BK