NOTHING BUT THE BUSINESS

At the moment I am in this massive, casino-like hotel in Whorelando while The Giant is in some surgery conference learning stuff. I return to work, after taking a month off to snowboard on Monday. So, I thought I would get my brain back into work mode by going over past notes that I wrote during meetings. Please excuse the bad spelling.

I just discovered that my head is a cantaloupe. 

Carl felt very secure on stilts. He wasn't quite sure about running though.....

Missy's Paper

Lies I tell for no reason.

I can crunk.

A scooter is a motorcycle.

It's supposed to look like that.

I'm really into dogs.

She can see with her knees..... not really a skill.

You can tell- that's one bad apple.

When he was young he believed he could be Harry Potter...... But the scar was all wrong.

The knife bracelet seemed to stab Angel more than she anticipated.

SLOP POST X

Blankat at the Bird

BACHELOR

Bachelor is rocking till 5/26/13. Spring pass is $169. Only 3 days before you break even and are riding for free. So tempting.....

http://www.mtbachelor.com/winter/mountain/tickets/springtacular/spring_passes

MOUNTAIN COLLECTIVE

So this is a new super pass. I believe I've written about it before- but I am really good at repeating myself. This pass is $349. You get: 2 days at Snowbird, 2 days at Aspen, 2 days at Jackson, 2 days at Mammoth, 2 days at Whistler, 2 days at Squaw or Alpine, 50% off at thess hills for additional tickets, and 25% off of lodging. There are no blackout dates.  So really this is useful if; you live in CA and you are moving to Salt Lake - you are driving up to UT and you get lost and end up in CO - and then you over correct and end up in WY - then you finally use a map instead of guessing - drive back down to UT - eat a bunch of acid and wake up in Canada. Anyway- these are almost sold out.

http://www.themountaincollective.com/

OVRRIDE
Instagram contest. Take the winning pic- Instaham it and win a OvRride trip.
http://ovrride.com/Blog/OvRrideSpring/?utm_source=Win+a+FREE+Trip+|+CO+in+April+|+What+are+you+up+to+this+weekend%3F&utm_campaign=ovrride.com&utm_medium=email 

SNOWBIRD
Two nights and two days- $99. Is this true? The internet says so. Gypsy- come visit me.
http://www.snowbird.com/specials/spring/

TAHOE
If you live in NV or CA get new license plates and get lift tickets- duh.
http://thegoat.backcountry.com/2013/03/13/23921/

TARGHEE
$499 for a season pass. That's only 8 days before you break even- after that skiing for free. This price is good until 5/1/13. It will go up too $999- so just get it now.
http://www.grandtarghee.com/the-mountain/rates/season-passes.php

YWSA
$45 tickets to Canyons. All the money goes to the Youth Winter Sports Alliance. "Which means you have to do it or you're a jerk" Mary Toft
http://ywsa.org/

WHITEFACE
$40 lift tickets next Sunday. 4/7/13
http://www.whiteface.com/tickets/deals?utm_source=bronto&utm_medium=email&utm_content=Start+Skiing+on+Your+2013-14+Seasons+Pass+in+4+Days!&utm_campaign=2013

me at the bird
taken by el squat