In the spirit of Halloween I repost Doppelgaper Mary.
A truly terrifying creature.
Something very frighting has been happening on
hills across the earth. Doppelgapers have been appearing everywhere. Now
a doppelgånger (a paranormal double of a living person, typically
representing evil or misfortune) is terrifying enough- but a doppelgaper
can ruin your life. People see this Gaper, gaping about the hill and
they believe it is you. Your reputation is ruined and basically people
start trying to kill you. No one is willing to acknowledge that this is
becoming a serious problem so I have taken it upon myself to document
this atrocity.
In this upcoming very serious video I have captured my little sister
Mary's Doppelgaper. This Doppelgaper seems to be a jumpsuit pseudo
shredder. You know, the kind that pushes every turn? Reminds me of
"stupid sexy Flanders" from the Simpsons. (youtube.com/watch?v=CL4iVQyp9L4)
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