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Wednesday, July 17, 2013

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- GAPER IDEAS

Gapers think differently than non-Gapers.

They have Gaper thoughts- "I love being in the way! It might be my most favorite thing ever."

And they have Gaper ideas- these ideas are hilarious- and they usually don't work. Luckily for you, I happen to have taken some photos of these Gaper ideas.

"This will keep my kid from skiing away. A hula hoop. This is going to be great"

Seconds later the child falls

Gaper falls on hula hoop and child.

Gaper breaks hula hoop.

Pieces of plastic stab the child.

Jay Peak- VT

"Fashion Week is all about fur and leather."

Trap Gaper not quite getting it.

Lincoln Center- NYC

"SEXY STUD FOR LIF"

Yeah! Over confident and delusional minivan Gaper.

Bushwick- BK

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

CONTESTS I WISH I COULD WIN AND SNOW DEALS

summer twilight view from the ganj Sun Valley

FRANK 151
Twitter contest to win tickets to A Celebration of Fela Kuti in San Fran or LA.
http://www.frank151.com/news/win-tickets-to-see-tony-allen-and-rich-medina-in-sf-and-la.html#.UeWn1uvhG3V

KEYSTONE

Each week you can win a new prize. This week the prize- tickets to the Blue Grass & Beer Festival.

https://apps.facebook.com/keystonesummer/pages/aa7b9e48948f3df4?cmpid=ET3901367&et_rid=382157008

SKI UTAH

Take this survey and be entered to win a snowboard or pair of skis.

http://snowsurvey.qualtrics.com/SE/?SID=SV_5AcaNw18mB3ONEx

SUN VALLEY
Let 'em know you want to be experienced. Win a 4 day/ 4 night trip to Sun Valley. My fav.

http://www.searchingforsunvalley.com/summer-contest/

WFAN
Win a show on WFAN. Just talk about sports, sports, and sports. (Whatever- I love sports radio. Those idiots are hilarious.) Contest/ audition is a 2 min. rant on any sports topic of your choice.
Official details- http://newyork.cbslocal.com/wfans-fantasy-phenom-challenge-year-4/
but this article is way funnier
http://brokelyn.com/know-sports-win-a-one-year-tryout-with-wfan/
Good Luck- you got this.

Whistler

As if it's not massive enough- two more lifts are being added. If you book your trip before Aug. 31st it's $81 for a lift ticket and a bed.

http://www.whistlerblackcomb.com/plan-your-trip/deals-and-packages/earlybooking/index.aspx?crmcontact=4659446&crmldg=CRM_WB_LDG_01_E2_130709

miyok after the Giants won the Superbowl

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING- GAPING UNDERTONES

Sometimes you see an individual and you think, "Wow- that guy just goes to his own drum. Doesn't care what others think. He's definitely doing his own thing."

And sometimes you look at someone and think, "What a stupid Gaper."

like- this Gaper wearing a BLOCK OUT REALITY shirt......

you know he takes GHB for fun

like this bunch of Gapers showing their skills in Snowbird

like this old Gaper who believes that I should see him in his underwear in the morning

photo cred Ramzizzle

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

WRITING ON THE WALL- THINGS THAT MOVE IX

At the moment I am Gimperson McGee so I thought it's about time for a new

THINGS THAT MOVE IX

might have showed this double veng before- I DONT CARE- Bushwick- BK

zine "a day late an hour short!" caught this in Idaho Falls, ID

ever so strange cekis- peep the jake in her glasses? Bushwick- BK

lefty Chinatown- NYC

ideal and sk another infamous almost famous truck Chinatown- NYC

link epic and ? caught in Shoshone- ID

the royal king bee caught in Brownsville- BK

dast Coney Island- BK

cash 4 masterpiece photo- D

SLOPPY SLOP

selfies all day el sqat on a powder day in Sun Valley last Dec.

NEW YORK MINUTE MAGAZINE & ZIPCAR

Zipcar is a sweet way to go places if you live in the city and can't bother with owning a car. I have had many a Zip trip to Mountain Creek, Hunter Mountain, and Rockaway Beach. Win a free membership and $75 in driving credit.

http://newyorkminutemag.com/giveaway-win-a-zipcar-membership-75-in-driving-credits/